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Before you contact us, did you read our FAQ or did you ask Darrel? Can't find what you're looking for? Well alright then, let's have contact.

 

 

 

What's your first name

 

What's your last name

 

How old are you

 

18 (legal)

19 (nice)

20 (very nice)

21 (excellent!)

dunno

What's your gender

 

male

female

shemale

transgender

crossdresser

dunno

What color is your hair

 

white

grey

silver

blonde

brownish

black

Katy Perry blue (me like Katy long time)

dunno
 

Do you suffer from Tarrels

 

yes, but I don't want them

sometimes

no, but I do want them

dunno, not flexible enough and never saw them

If yes, where exactly are they located

 

upper buttcrack

in front of the "peep hole"

lower buttcrack

I already told you I'm not flexible enough and never seen them!

Do you have any sisters

 

yes

no (please leave this page at once!)

dunno

If yes, how much of them are still single

 

1 - 5 (wow, cool!)

6 - 10 (huh, are they ugly?)

> 11 (OMG, rabbits!)

dunno

What is your email address

 

Again, what is your email address!

 

 

 

 

What exactly is so important that you're still here after all these stupid and annoying questions?